Competition Time!
by Ed

Who wants to be... a millionth of a millionnaire??!!

Yes, you too can be a millionth of a millionaire by answering these great ten questions!

1. Which of these size packs does Weetabix NOT come in?
(a) 24 biscuits
(b) 72 biscuits
(c) 256 biscuits

2. If tomatoes could talk, what would they say their favourite vegetables
would be?
(a) leek
(b) carrot
(c) cabbage

3. If a train leaves a station going NNE at 7.05pm with smoke spiralling
upwards with a radius of 72cm with a perpendicular bisector that goes SE,
and another train goes SSW at 7.13pm with wheels of size 32cm in diameter,
what is the probability of the interquartile range of the number of times
their standard deviation will coincide?

4. Which of these makes no sense whatsoever:
(a) Bis difne eosp efoejfwo odow
(b) kkkaoadne griogjergnmvwm
(c) kg

5. Choose the correct next number in this sequence: 1; 1; 1; 1; 1; 1...
(a) 5
(b) 30489
(c) 43

6. Have an estimate at the volume of skin to be found on the Queen's elbow.

7. Which of these places can you NOT find jellyfish?
(a) The Whitehouse
(b) The Sea
(c) Number 10 Downing Street

8. The mathematical formula for the play "Macbeth" is M=(ac)/(beth).
Substitue into this equation to get the equation:
M+3W= -D [think about it :)]
and then use the result to assess whether elastic bands really can tell your
fortune. Show detailed working

9. If a train leaves a station going NNE at 7.05pm with smoke spiralling
upwards with a radius of 71cm with a perpendicular bisector of 4, and
another train goes SSE at 7.13pm with wheels of size 32cm in diameter, what
is the likelihood of this being exactly the same two trains as seen in
question 3.

10. If ducks ruled the world, what would the currency be?
(a) beaks
(b) feathers
(c) Duckian dollars

Reply quickly and you could be... A Millionth of a Millionnaire!!!! (Who
needs the National Lottery or whatever your USA equivalent is, eh?)




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