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101 Ways to
Serve Mankind
by Taishou Shaiya
The Wielding of the Spork
a short poem
There was a girl named Abbey
Who made a lovely pie,
with little bits of Abbey,
a dish for which to die.
There was a boy named William,
who never ate his peas.
Taishou Shaiya didn't either-
but with William-steak was pleased.
There was once an annoying adult,
who always had a ready insult.
And so, my friends,
I think she must end!
Bring on the spork!
Bring on the axe!
With a flamethrower and sword,
Human blood is what this dish lacks.
I think type AB
is the best,
and with an abundance of Humans - like fish in the sea,
the common type O I detest!
Although sometimes I fear
these people might be diseased,
the blood in their veins is my beer;
the idea of abandonment unconceived.
CRUNCH!
They're fun to tease
LUNCH!
I like to hear them scream ^.^;;
Fin
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